she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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