Got a toothbrush?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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