butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it because I queefed?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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