Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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