Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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