"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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