We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
