my soul wont recognize me after tonight
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants