I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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