No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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