No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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