Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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