Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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