TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
