Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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