Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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