apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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