it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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