: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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