Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.