C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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