what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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