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• (661): View more from California

  Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC

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  Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?

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  she has a santa fetish

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  cute.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My cast smells like cheese steak rolls

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.

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