so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
New York to be Host to Americaâ€™s Biggest Singles Event
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Kylie Jenner Wasnâ€™t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.