basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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