Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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