I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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