Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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