Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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