I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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