I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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