I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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