what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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