i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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