jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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