He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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