Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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