If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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