oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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