Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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