I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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