Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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