Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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