He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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