oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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