By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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