She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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