We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
