I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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