she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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