Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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