I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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