It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
