Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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