First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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