Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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